Player Quotes
"Are you a rabbit?"
"Want a cigar?"
"KABOOM!!"
- Goddard, The Mad Bomber What Bombs at Midnight
Confusious say: "He who gives DM sharp object will get the point."
"Wow, I hope I'm immortal." - Character after being struck by the godslaying sword Thornn
"Oh god, that was horrible! Here's 100 gold, let me do it again." - Average Sensate
"I met myself once. I called me crazy. So I ate my liver." - More bizare time loops, Cannible Bob style.
"I've never seen a Wand of Enemy Detection overload and explode like that before..."
Character to Beholder, "Don't look at me like that!"
"Bad monkey, no donut!" - Last words ever spoken by Player to DM
"What do you mean I don't have the timer? I bolted it under my armor!" - When you know you are a good thief...
"The psionisist is at a disadvantage, he is attacking my mind! There is nothing there to attack!" - The advantages of being a stupid dwarf
"I sacrifice myself... Can I cast a spell?" - More sneaky PC maneuvers
"I think that is spelled right, but I really don't want to know his name anyway." - Fan Club of Vho
"Not my fault!" - Pi, on the destruction of the world
"Don't you people have any friends?!?!?" - A new member of the group.
"Yeap." - Shaman's reply when asked if the 300 foot tall god standing outside his cave was a good enough reason to belive in the divine.
"Get your hands off my holy symbol." - PC priest to fiend
"Excuse me officer, this guy sold us these forged day passes and they just cost to damn much!" - The party's first (and last) visit to Jangling Hitar on the 3rd layer of Baator
"I guess I'll have to summon some lactating baboons..." - More unusual PC tactics
"I met a (insert any profession or type of person) once. He (she/it) called me crazy. So I ate his (her/its) liver." - Mad libs according to Cannibal Bob
"Excuse me, I have no LIVER!" - Results of an encounter gone bad
"What kind of a name is Alvin for a dragon?" - Average NPC
"I'll slowly move away...really fast!" - Sneaky PC maneuvers
"Yes, you have been pretty funny, except for the times I wanted to kill you." - Party tension running high
After a long quest, the PCs arrive at the tower of the White Prophet, who will answer any one question.
PC: "Do you know the true name of the Abyssal Lord Vho?"
Prophet: "Yes. Next questioner!"
"The pixie must die!"
"It's a stick!" - Better left unexplained
"Are you my friend?" - Charmed PC to Fiend
"Here, put on these shackles of invisibility!" - Fiend to charmed PC
"What the Hell can live here?" - More questions to never ask
"Blow it out your ass you lesser god!" - Highly delusional PC to the god of Justice
"That poor elder vampire..." - DM referring to the handy work of an unexpectedly resourceful PC priest
"I'll give you this dagger if you'll let me go!" - Louie attempting to bride the Drow honor guard with the dagger of their beloved slain high priestess
"How can it get any worse than this?" - Anonymous PC, just before things did
"So how much experience is a demiplane worth?" - PC, pushing his luck
"Why do they call him 'Planet Wrecker?'" - Questions better left unanswered
"I can't believe that actually worked..." DM to equally surprised player
"So, do you want to look again?" - DM to player after making the 4th consecutive save verses petrification
"How many pounds of black powder were you carrying?" - Questions players don't like to be asked after being set on fire
"That's the scariest Lawful Good character I've ever seen." - Anyone after meeting Arch Bishop Max Ancar
"Are you sure he's a Paladin?" - Anyone after meeting Sir Gil
Famous ways to die: At the doorway out of your impregnable extra dimensional fortress while clutching a healing potion in your hand.
"Who's the leader?"
BANG!
"Now who's the leader?"
- Will Stormwalker
"Surrender now, and we might be merciful!" - Will Stormwalker to surrounding army
Player: "Why is his ghost mad at me?"
DM: "Well, you did throw his charred corpse at the guardsmen..."
"AK!" - Average PC response to surfacing plot twist
"We seem to have been cast as the Breaker in this little passion play, so we may as well act the part." - Pax Darker, before doing Really Bad Things to the rebellion
"My esteemed predicessor once said 'We will not go quietly into the dark.' He was to generous. We are not going at all." - Pax Darker
Player 1: "They nuked him???"
Player 2: "Yeah, but he's alright."
"Want to see something really scary?" - Tonight's mystery monster
Fiend: "You have very nice eyes."
PC: "You've got nice teeth..."
Fiend: "Want to trade?"
"Good, Evil... You are still selling your soul, either way..." - The group's Anti-Paladin
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