>>>>>[ This kinda reminds me of the coyote shaman Laughs At Death. Whenever the drek got thick, there he was cracking one slotting joke after another. ]<<<<<
-Nexus 666 (09:03:42/1-20-61)
>>>>>[ Hey, I remember Laughs At Death! What ever happened to him? ]<<<<<
-Altered Dementia (17:28:02/1-21-61)
>>>>>[ We was tracking this Bandersnatch up in Quebec, and Laughs just kept cracking joke after joke. We never even heard the bandy till it tore Laughs in half and had nearly fraged me too. Come to think of it, Laughs At Death never was to bright... ]<<<<<
-Nexus 666 (23:06:12/1-21-61)
"Hey, wanna play pong?" - Dwarven Decker
"I'm sure the hot, burning, moving engine parts arn't doing him any good..." - Next on "World's Worst LALO Jumps"
"Gotcha ya purple bastard!" - Warning signs that your troll may be suffering from cyberpsychosis
"It's the puppet I'm worried about..." - More warning signs that your troll may be suffering from cyberpsychosis
"You're fucking nuts." - The severed head in the box
"HOYLE!" - The elf
"HOYLE!" - The human
"¡HOYLE!" - The possessed barney puppet
"All in all, it's been a pretty good day." - Death
Even James Brown couldn't save your soul now...
"It's not a bribe. We already got away with it." - More shades of gray morality
Three Shadowrunners and a Baby: a moving story about three of the most dangerous runners in the sprawl, and what happens when they car jack the wrong vehicle...
"I'll slot her. I'll stick it in her's. You know what I mean." - The perversion of a cred stick
"If you don't give us the money, we'll go Steven Hawking on your ass!" - When scientists go bad
"He tripped and fell! Uh, Federal officers." - un·con·vinc·ing (un con-vin´sing) adj.
"I stole your lucky charms, and turned the fuckers into marshmallows. Now I'm going to eat the sons of bitches!" - The Cryptocythax
"The world has ceased to exist. Please call back later..." - A day late, and a cred short
Player: "Skillful planning?"
Game Master: "Where?!"
- Bargaining for Karma
"We're all gonna die... and it's all my fault." - Xanatos, understating the obvious yet again
"What kind of rolls are we talking about here?" - Player to GM, contemplating the impossible
"Sure, I can translate spanish. 'Muerte', that means life I think..." - Thomas
"Now that you've caught the micro-missle in your teeth, what are you going to do?"
"Swallow it."
- More ways to spot a really scary runner
"Maybe he'll leave after he kills you..." - Novel ways of avoiding conflict
"I'll hold his head on, you give him the shot." - Miracles of modern medicine
"I'm going to piss myself." - Thomas
"Sooner or later one of you is going to have to learn to drive a car. You can't keep taking taxis to the run." - GM to players
"You really shouldn't have shot him in the head. He's really pissed now!"
"Just how does that troll keep getting the chain saw past airport security?" - Mysteries of the Universe
"She almost beat me to death with a plastic flamingo!" - The perils of attacking normal citizens
"And is that ALL ye be wanting laddie?" - The Cryprocythax
"This time, try not the sink the island." - A Mr. Johnson who knows the party's reputation
"I didn't even get to finish filling out the character sheet..." - Yet another character dead in the first 2 seconds of combat
"With chummers like these, who needs more drekheads trying to geek me?" - Graffiti, 2062
"If I had hands, you would already be dead." - Brain In The Jar
"It's a good day in ShadowRun when you still register as human..." - More musings overheard at the flesh vats
"I'm a geneticist!" - The rigger who wasn't...
"What the hell did you do to me?!?" - The rest of the party, upon emerging from the flesh vats
"I only melted him. What's he so mad about?" - Further adventures of the (non)geneticist rigger
"Something strange is afoot at Chucky Cheese..." - Calm before the storm
"I guess being a soulless bloodsucker is good for something after all." - Party member remarking on the resilience of a vampire comrade.
"I'll nudge the quarter ton barrel of C-4 with the van." - More bad ideas.
"It weighs 80 kilograms?! That case would have to have Uranium or something in it!"
"Yes, how did you know?"
- Ways to know the drek is about to hit the fan...
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