Player Quotes from the World of Darkness
Evil Ronald: Do you belive in magic?
Kids: Yeah!
Evil Ronald: Then you're all gonna die!
- The Ronald McBurger Incident
Player 1: "Damn, the secretary I've been hitting on was just slaughtered."
Player 2: "That should tell you something..."
Player 1: "Yeah, I need a new date."
-The Texas Chainsaw Love Connection
"You're about to get another serving upside your head!" - Attack of the killer cookies
"He broke our Story Teller..." - Good thing we had a spare
"Gorg. The Gorg fascinated him and the Obula took him. Gorg means death. Obula gorg." - Dementation 11
"I just shat myself. Clean me up!" - Damn chilli
"Here's the plan; we'll do Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Bad Cop, and Guilty Conscience Cop Outside The Door." - And if that doesn't work, we might have to get mean.
Player 1: "I can't just stand here and watch you torture this man. It goes against everything I believe."
Player 2: "What if we had you wait out in the hall?"
Player 1: "...Well in the case go for it! I'll be outside."
- Another moral point solved
"This IS what we do for fun..." - Work on the other hand can sometimes get dull
"Error #003: Earth destroyed." - Oops.
"I've learned to always listen to lunatics." - The King of the Potato People is always right.
"We have to hurry, because god is going to destroy the world in 4 minutes and 23 seconds." - So much for late fees at the library
"We lost our engineer with the luggage." - We should have brought him with the carry on instead.
"You should talk! You've got a second morgage on your soul already." - The pot calling the kettle evil.
"Buu!" - Damn you Scudder
"I'm telling you, every supernatural creature on the planet should own a cell phone!" - And maybe a fax too
"To the Tard pit!" - God-Emperor Scvdderivs commands it
"Beware of the howler monkeys." - They are all out to get you
"There is just something about room 29A that makes me uneasy." - Hexadecal Number of the Beast
Player 1: "So what kind of guy do you think they are sending us this time?"
Group Chorus: "Screw up."
"No, I changed my mind. Shoot him." - New party member
"Wait, we killed the hostages and freed the terrorists?" - When battle plans go wrong
"My character is not ready for childer yet, but I might be up to raising a Brujah." - Parenting, vampire style
"How do you go from helping people to helping yourself to people?" - More ethical questions.
"What do you mean you are worried about the morality of it??? You are already shopping for a human sacrifice! How much lower do you want?" - Reality check
"You're a vampire, are you not?" - Captain Obvious to the 4th gen Losombra
"I thought for a minute we might actually have a World of Darkness game with a moral center, then the psychic remembered he needed a sacrifice..." - As the Wyrm turns
"Dammit! Run to the werewolves for safety!" - Bad strategy #52
"How did I end up with an 18/00 Dex?" - I'm more concerned with how you ended up with a Ork Barbarian in New York
"How an Arab with a body bag full of guns walks by a police roadblock is beyond me." - Time to fire some cops.
"It's a case of a wolf leading sheep to war against lions. Any way you look at it, the sheep are going to lose." - And the mutton is just as tasty either way.
"The murders, the vampires, the cops... I swear, this city is going to hell in a hand basket!" Payed for by the Sorcerer Committee Against Things That Want To Eat Us.
"How do you botch hailing a cab?" - Painfully, very painfully.
"Those who will not live by the law......shall something or other." - The street preacher before his morning coffee.
"I've already lived through the 1950's twice now." - Why Marauders cause plot holes.
"Why is it that the professional killer is our group's moral center most of the time?" - When you might need to consider group counseling.
"This is an odd time for a contract killer to get a conscience." - Unhandy too.
"Well, that was unexpectedly easy." - When power gaps suddenly become apparent.
"Execute Plan Vatican: walk in through the front door with a tour group, get what we came for, and walk back out." - Reasons why marauders should not plan assaults.
"I think the killer cyborgs are attacking just to let us know they are still watching." - Viewing the world through chaos colored lenses
"We're crazy, not stupid." - Or was that the other way around?
"What do you mean look casual? Look at us, we are either a cabal of mages, or a rogue science fiction convention. Either way I don't think they are letting us in on their own." - Reality check.
"Plan? What a great idea! Next time we raid a Technocratic stronghold, we'll have a plan!" - You know that sinking feeling when you realize you are the only non-Marauder left in the group?
"Do we have to fill out form I D 10 T?" - Ways to annoy a Technocrat
"Let me introduce you. Guy-We-Met-In-A-Dinner, this is my friend, Person-I-Hired-To-Teach-My-Cat-Karate." - Groups NOT to get involved with.
"But that one really wasn't my fault!" - No, really, it wasn't...
"I told you already, we went to Michigan because I made the dog." - Well, you asked.
"That's it, no more LSD for you." - You don't want to know.
"Have I made it to Reality Deviant #1 yet?" - Everyone needs a goal.
"I'd tell you the truth, but no one ever believes me when I do..." - Time to tone down the vulgar magic.
"Lets be nonviolent until we hit him with the meteor." - Sneaky Marauder tactics
"Satan told me not to do it." - There is a first for everything.
"Want a hit from my toad?" - When bioengineering goes wrong
"Did that roach just start river dancing?" - More reasons it's hard for a mage to get pizza delivered.
"Well, the short version is that we now have Satan sleeping on our couch." - And the long version is much much worse.
"With the kind of trail we leave, I think a blind squirrel could track us." - Time to tone down the carnage
"Remind me to kill you later." - Tensions rising
"Trust me, you'll know it when you see it." - Understatement of the year
"Innocent bystanders?! Have you looked around recently?" - Reality check
"I've been to dinner parties more dangerous than this." - Cutthroat High Society
"They had a nasty accident, and fell on our fangs." - The New Orleans Maffia
"Benevolent Meat Product" - Newest Pentex food product
"The high priest of Treet says you must die." - Slaves of potted meat
"QUAD BOTCH" - Things to be be said in evil Quake III voices
"Ah yes, NOW I remember why I left London in a hurry..." - Next on 'When Loose Ends Attack'
"Remind me again why I'm supposed to respect you guys..." - More party tension
"Despite the look I'm sure will be on the prince's face when he hears, I'd still rather skip town before the bodies start to turn up." - Time for a vacation
"There can be only one.....lunch." - Vampiric Hilander Syndrome
"The snack that bites back, werewolves." - Failed marketing jingles
"Quite agreeing with me!"
"Okay."
- The paranoid and the conniver
"Do you think anyone would notice if I diablerized him in the middle of the crowd?" - Ways to know the social event is getting out of hand
"Welcome to the snake pit..." - Ways to know a dinner party is going down hill fast
"What is this strange attraction you have with kids?"
"It's called veal."
- Overheard at Elysium
"It's okay, I know you are out to get me too..." - Victims of Mr. Jinglehat
"You can work with me, or you can work for me. It's your choice." - Either way the benefits plan is lousy
"You are an invaluable member of this party....and tasty too." - Reassurances that didn't work
"I'm not crazy, I'm big boned." - More reassurances that didn't work
"We should have killed 'em when we had the chance." - Group Motto
"Lobotomized people shouldn't be that hard to get. I can just steal them." - Scavenger hunts of the damned
"It's wrong and it's evil and I want some too!" - Humanity nose dives
"I've learned that electricity hurts!" - Thank you, Mr. Wizard
"Why don't we fight our own enemies for a change?" - Ponderings
"Have you seen that Tremere around?"
"Which half?"
- Time to get a new Tremere
"If you guys weren't already dead, I'd kill you." - Next on the 'Jenny Sea' show
"Gentlemen, I wish I could say we are here to rescue you. Unfortunately, I am hungry." - Why it sucks to be the mortal
"Hey, turn into that snake with the 6 furry legs again!" - Protean gone wrong
"Did you loose anyone important in that unfortunate imploding building incident?" - Ooops
"Why is your appointment book labeled 'menu'?" - Questions better left unasked
"Can I travel back in time and diablerize Jesus?" - Sneaky PC strategies
"Do you really want to end up as another nicknack on my shelf?" - Never annoy a necromancer
"Welcome to my world!" - Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying, and Love the Dead
"I have a plan!" - Time to run for cover
"Na, I'll just tell him the parts that won't upset him." - A conniver/care giver
"How about we make friends for a change, instead of more enemies?" - Novel Ideas
"I'm sure the giant cannibal corpse monster will show up
at our next party. Everything else does." - But should we send the invitation anyways?"I think I accidentally turned him into a human..." - When necromancy goes wrong
"I begin to see why Ravnos frequently have to change cities..." - Simon
"You know, I think the Gangrel are the only ones who haven't screwed me over yet..." - Foreshadowing at it's best
"Use your Dinner Gong, errrrrrr, Blood Song power." - When you may need to start curbing your diablery habit
"You can be embraced by him, and be universally hunted, or be embraced by me and just be universally distrusted." - Choices, choices, choices
"Keep your head down, follow the traditions, and don't make me want to kill you." - Visitors greeting to New Orleans
"Well, it's bound in human flesh, so it will at least make a good conversation piece." - Book shopping for the undead
"I've been meaning to buy a gun for 7 years now..." - Now I just have to remember to buy bullets
"I have childhood friends all over the world I've never met yet." - Disreputable dominate uses
"I'm the brains, he's the brawn, and you used to be the moral conscience. That didn't work out to well..." - Oh well
"It just soaked 9 levels of aggravated damage?!" - Time to run
"If I can remember who I just rolled 6 dominate success on, they are in big trouble!" - When dominate goes wrong
"We ate him. And his childer. And his allies." - But at least his pets got away
"We do not shape human history. We ARE human history." - Prince Simon
"I forgive you, and have decided to allow you to live. Forever. In me." - Prince Simon, feeling benevolent
"Just remember, you promised I could eat the soul of the first of your relatives we meet." - Deals of the damned
"Who are you?!"
"I am everything you have ever feared about the darkness..."
"Like clowns?"
"*sigh* Especially clowns."
- Why the Baali never get along well with the Malkavians
"I have had cities burned to the ground. Keeping them standing shouldn't be to much harder." - Optimism at it's best
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